UNITE WITH US!
LABOR DAY WEEKEND PRE BABY LABOR BABY SHOWER
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FEATURING
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FOOD
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DRINKS
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FEATURING
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ALCOHOL
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FEATURING
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AT LEAST ONE PREGNANT PERSON
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GAMES
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FEATURING
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CHILD LABOR
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FEATURING
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ALCOHOL
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EXCESSIVE BUREAUCRACY
⚒ FEATURING ⚒ FOOD ⚒ DRINKS ⚒ FEATURING ⚒ ALCOHOL ⚒ FEATURING ⚒ AT LEAST ONE PREGNANT PERSON ⚒ GAMES ⚒ FEATURING ⚒ CHILD LABOR ⚒ FEATURING ⚒ ALCOHOL ⚒ EXCESSIVE BUREAUCRACY
COME TO OUR BABY SHOWER!
CITIZENS,
We are in the process of forming a baby boy and would love if you came to this contrived union themed party to rally with us and celebrate. Please RSVP below!
Love,
Daniel Paul and Bailey May
rally details
FOOD ⚒ ALCOHOL ⚒ CHILD LABOR ⚒ GAMES ⚒ DRINKS
August 31st, 2025 ⚒ 3-6 pm
MODIST EVENT SPACE
505 3rd St North Minneapolis, MN 55401
join THE PARTY!
RSVP HERE
CONTRIBUTE
We have been fortunate enough to get so much free shit, so in lieu of the typical baby union gift registry, we will only be accepting the following gifts (all of which are optional):
More hand me downs for things we don’t have yet (check with Bailey: 651-442-2570)
Impactful things that first time parents generally don’t think about that make a big difference but we don’t know how to think about them yet because we’re first time parents
Cash money for a diaper fund/things we don’t have yet fund
diaper fund donations
Venmo contributions can be sent to:
@BaileyMayM
BABY DETAILS
DUE DATE: October 20th, 2025
CURRENT SIZE ACCORDING TO APP: “The size of a broccoli bunch”